Thursday, January 3, 2013

Shiny Tranny Parade


When I see this...

I get a little excited.  The Pinterest bug has bitten me, and bitten me hard.  What is not to love about wasting an entire Sunday afternoon on the sofa, selecting craft projects (you'll never do), pretty little cakes (you'll never bake), and that quote that you love (that you don't have the balls to say in real life).  I mean, really?!  For those of us afflicted with ADD, this is like a shiny object on the sidelines of tranny parade happening on a cruise ship drifting past a palace made of gum drops.


So, in an effort to spread the wealth of shiny objects, let this tranny take you on a parade of my favorite pins of December.  Here we go...

One of my favorite things about Pinterest is the fact that I can see what I should be wearing if I had money.  Camo loafers with red soles, the great jeans, the mismatched pocket square.  Perfection.


So, this little gem is called a "Dutch Tub."  So many, very important things to discuss.  Two glasses of wine, but only one adult.  Are they in a city park.  That little blondie looks a little pensive.  Slime pigmented water.  The fact that those people look way too big for that cereal bowl.  The death trap on the right.  Hasn't technology progressed past this?  Might I refer the Dutch to www.kohler.com?


All the time.


The St. Louis Arch will always amaze me as a feat of modern architecture.  And if you ever ride to the top of it in the little capsules with toilet looking seats, and watched the riveted steel pass by your little window, you'll shit your pants when you get to the top, look down and see nothing below you.  Utterly amazing experience.


Nail head?  In a kitchen?  Shut up!


Okay - it's not amazing.  But the use of color is perfection.  I could do with one less staged tchotchke.


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"I'm not funny.  I'm just brave." - Lucille Ball
Can't agree more.  She is the queen of comedy and would do anything for a laugh. 
I can relate.  I have always had a special place in my heart for her and her lack of limits. 



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A little gift for all of you who work or have worked retail.

So, visit me on Pinterest and maybe, just maybe, you'll see that gumdrop castle.